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TN: Stoneleigh 2004 Riesling (Marlborough)

12.5% ABV indicated. Extraordinarily sulfurous, showing match heads and kerosene nose, with similar flavors. Unpleasant. ($5 on sale, BevMo)

TN: Tonhwa “1959″ Specially Brewed Red Wine

Brought back from China by my brother. Thanks, Dan. I’ll have to figure out a way to return the favor. The nose starts out strongly of lacquer and chocolate. Despite this, I taste it, and don’t immediately spit it out. It’s…sweet. And scary. After a few minutes a lot of the lacquer smell blows off, [...]

TN: Rosenblum 2005 Black Muscat Gallagher Reserve

A little berry and a lot (16.4% ABV) of alcohol on the nose. Seemingly moderate RS (8.25%) and a very thin body. Slight baking spice and floral notes. Hot, slightly tannic, and not terribly pleasant. Ashy flavors. With a couple days of air, it becomes simpler, reminiscent of significantly alcoholic blueberry syrup. One of the [...]

TN: Truchard 2002 Rousanne Carneros

Strongly waxy nose with alcoholic pineapple. Alcoholic, volatile, with an oaky finish. Awful. ($20ish – I brought it to dinner but I don’t know how it got in my fridge in the first place.)

TN: Roth 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon Alexander Valley

Alcoholic nose. Tastes like sweet chocolate booze. Yech. (About $30, but it was brought to a dinner, source unknown. A ripoff at half the price.) Insert obligatory comment about the Grapes of Roth.

TN: Black Box 2005 Paso Robles Cabernet Sauvignon

Part of the box-wine-tasting-marathon. Sweet chocolate-covered cherry nose. While there’s clearly a structured, acidic, cherry-flavored wine in here somewhere, there’s an overwhelming flavor of bad mold, like a blue cheese that’s sat out in a plastic wrap for far too long. DNPIM. About $20/3L. Safeway.

TN: Fish Eye 2006 California Pinot Grigio

Part of the box-wine-tasting-marathon. From bag-in-box package. Not as sweet as the Bandit Pinot Grigio, but over the neutral, dry white wine there’s a cheesy lactic note that’s nasty. About $18/3L? Safeway.

TN: Fish Eye 2005 California Shiraz

Part of the box-wine-tasting-marathon. From bag-in-box package. Stewed fruit nose. Sweet, sour, and rancid. Gross and grody. DNPIM. $18/3L. Safeway.

TN: Huia 2004 Marlborough Gewurztraminer

Nose not dissimilar to a pungent washed-rind cheese. The flavors mirror some of that cheese in a lingering way, and add caramel, marzipan, and a few slight spice (gewürz) notes. Insufficient acid. Very unpleasant.

TN: Charles Shaw 2005 Chardonnay

This just won all sorts of awards at the California state fair. We had to try the BEST CHARD IN CALIFORNIA. Good concentration, varietal Chardonnay flavors (warm climate edition: pineapple and guava), surprisingly decent acid, and enough malo butter flavor to bother me. Can’t stand malolactic. That said, it’s surprisingly drinkable. I can see that [...]